Loyalty

[There's the sound of fiddling until a small gasp of surprise is heard, with a clearing of throat comes a very young yet oddly composed teenage boy's voice.]

Sooo. Where am I now? I don't think this is Ouran unless, for some reason, there's been a weird extension or something.

[A pause]

...Hell, I don't even think I'm in Japan anymore.

Hikaru, Kaoru, this isn't funny anymore!

I want out of this stupid dress...